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People drawn to fighting fires are stereotypically brave, but they are also stereotypically arsonists themselves. The worst people to call when you notice a fir
by morsch 3y ago
People drawn to fighting fires are stereotypically brave, but they are also stereotypically arsonists themselves. The worst people to call when you notice a fire is the fire brigade. They'll just spread more fire! Evidence: they're admitting to burning undergrowth to stop wildfires. "Fighting fire with fire", these people are nuts!
Plus - firefighters: stereotypically buff and desirable. You'll lose your house and your partner.
The right person to call is a poet. Not otherwise associated with fire, handles a lot of paper. They hate fire!
- defrost 3y agoAdmirable take, but one with mixed and uncertain results; I am ashes where once I was fire, And the bard in my bosom is dead To The Countess of Blessington ~ Mad, bad, & dangerous aka George Gordon, Lord Byron
- TeMPOraL 3y agoYou have to do your own due diligence here. Prefer poets whose words flow like a stream; avoid those known to set the hearts of their readers ablaze.
- ctrlp 3y agoYou're more right than you think (and less funny). As in many cases, the right person to call in the case of mental distress is a poet.