I love Jim Gaffigans bit on this: "*I dont even own a car - but everyone I know who has a pickup truck is never picking up ANYTHING... Thats like me walking a

I love Jim Gaffigans bit on this: "*I dont even own a car - but everyone I know who has a pickup truck is never picking up ANYTHING... Thats like me walking around with a large empty suitcase. 'OH... Are you going on a trip??' 'No, but I look like someone who *COULD*'