“Ok here’s the deal: we didn’t work with any data protection experts, consult a lawyer, or even think through any possible negative outcomes of tricking you int

“Ok here’s the deal: we didn’t work with any data protection experts, consult a lawyer, or even think through any possible negative outcomes of tricking you into giving us your personal financial info and email. We’re sure that’s great for our brand, definitely not a form of wire fraud or a deceptive trade practice, and there’s no way we’d get into some seriously deep shit for this cute website.”