> The reasons for this dire situation include: decimation of habitat by logging and suburban encroachment; building of roads that cut off access to the water wh

> The reasons for this dire situation include: decimation of habitat by logging and suburban encroachment; building of roads that cut off access to the water which it needs for spawning; predation by foreign species such as house cats; and booming populations of its natural predators, including the bald eagle and *sasquatch*. I feel like I should have figured out this was a gag sooner...