Someone won an Ig Nobel for research finding that duc(t/k) tape is singularly bad on actual ducts. (Because the adhesive melts at normal heating-duct temperatur

Someone won an Ig Nobel for research finding that duc(t/k) tape is singularly bad on actual ducts. (Because the adhesive melts at normal heating-duct temperatures.) Their acceptance speech was written in Seussian rhyme. "Do not use duct tape on ducts. Do not use it: t'won't stay stuck."