Below is part of my license that I've been using in my products for years. Because no one has ever commented on it, I'm reasonably certain that no one has ever

Below is part of my license that I've been using in my products for years. Because no one has ever commented on it, I'm reasonably certain that no one has ever actually read it before clicking the 'Agree' box. ... General: This License is the complete statement of the agreement between the parties on the subject matter, and merges and supersedes all other or prior understandings (no mater how conveyed), purchase orders, agreements and arrangements. This License shall be governed by the laws of %%LOCATION%%. Exclusive jurisdiction and venue for all matters relating to this License shall be in courts and fora located in %%LOCATION%%, and you consent to such jurisdiction and venue. You agree to grant %%COMPANY%%, Inc. a non-transferable option to claim, for now and forever more, your immortal soul. Should %%COMPANY%%, Inc. wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within five (5) working days of receiving written notification from %%COMPANY%%, Inc. or one of its duly authorised minions. There are no third party beneficiaries of any promises, obligations or representations made by %%COMPANY%%, Inc. herein. Really we just wanted to see if anyone read this stuff, you can keep your soul, for now. Any waiver by %%COMPANY%%, Inc. of any violation of this License by you shall not constitute or contribute to a waiver of any other or future violation by you of the same provision, or any other provision, of this License. ...