WARNING SATIRE ;=) > I had the misfortune of getting into a cycling accident which broke my phone display oh do not worry we got you our new phone backup pro

WARNING SATIRE ;=) > I had the misfortune of getting into a cycling accident which broke my phone display oh do not worry we got you our new phone backup program did back up that important secret of yours I know you disabled the backups because you didn't trust us but because people lost access to our services we just enabled it anyway and it can no longer be disabled. yes we know that after syncing TOTP secrets in plain text no one trusts us but how else do you get access to your secrets again after you lose your phone, or have you forgotten that it was also your only access to the 2FA of your google account? now you can just go to your internet provider and get a copy of the secrets they wired tapped for you for only 5 99€ as you agreed to in the fine prints of you latest phone contract it's easy don't worry, so easy that even that new police man which always gets everything wrong was able to get your passkeys last week. Why? Uh. idk. he had a judge signed letter something about impersonating you so that they can trick and jail someone called Tom who annoys them due to his ani-corruption protests. Hm, I think hat same Tom you labeled as "best friend" in your address book. But don't worry he will never blame you for it. I mean he died a day after you last saw him a half a year ago and the person you have been speaking with was just a hacker who used his passport to get his passkeys from us. AI voice and video generation has come quite far hasn't it.