"Apple could lose $9 billion in one day if aliens descended from the skies to steal it". Relevant parody on TNW. http://thenextweb.com/apple/2012/03/06/apple-c

"Apple could lose $9 billion in one day if aliens descended from the skies to steal it". Relevant parody on TNW. http://thenextweb.com/apple/2012/03/06/apple-could-lose-9-billion-in-one-day-if-aliens-descended-from-the-skies-to-steal-it/ http://thenextweb.com/apple/2012/03/06/apple-could-lose-9-bi... I was thinking of making an iPad headline generator, which looks something like <N random characters>iPad<N random characters>