The right number of surfboards to acquire, much like the acquisition of bicycles or classic ThinkPads, is N-1, where N is the number at which either your spouse

The right number of surfboards to acquire, much like the acquisition of bicycles or classic ThinkPads, is N-1, where N is the number at which either your spouse kicks you out or the DNR stabs you with a tranquilizer dart and relocates you to a remote shoreline.