I bootcamped Windows for the first time since 8, its unimaginable how miserable the experience is. Its genuinely disgusting, my desktop feels like a Subway stat

I bootcamped Windows for the first time since 8, its unimaginable how miserable the experience is. Its genuinely disgusting, my desktop feels like a Subway station with shitty ambulance chaser ads and Graffiti spread all over it. Its remarkable how many button combinations lead to a popup telling you to use a different Microsoft product you don't need. I can't believe its gotten this bad. We need a Windows alternative for the average consumer.