I keep updating my Mastodon deathwatch: https://tech.lgbt/@Kye/109982031390613361 https://tech.lgbt/@Kye/109982031390613361 The text: 10k monthly active users

I keep updating my Mastodon deathwatch: https://tech.lgbt/@Kye/109982031390613361 https://tech.lgbt/@Kye/109982031390613361 The text: 10k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 100k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 1,000k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 1,300k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 1,400k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 1,800k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 1,900k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" 2,000k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!" I'm starting to think these people aren't real doctors.