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When you have a 100+ IQ ape brain and get beaten by birds, hilarious.

• cvccvroomvroom 3y ago
  Corvids are sneaky, crafty, brave fuckers. They are willing and able to stealthily invade human-occupied spaces.
  • Filligree 3y ago
    They’re also smart enough and social enough to form genuine friendships. I’ve got a pair of ravens that drop by on occasion to watch television…
    • ChuckNorris89 3y ago
      >I’ve got a pair of ravens that drop by on occasion to watch television Damn, you're making me fee lonelier. Can't get any human friends while mfs on HN already have raven friends.
      • Filligree 3y ago
        Befriending ravens is fairly easy, to be fair. Don’t wait! Befriend a raven!
        • cutemonster 3y ago
          How do you do it? Giving them ... cookies and tree branches?
          • kirubakaran 3y ago
            It’s all about finding common ground. Skip a few meals. That’ll make you more ravenous.
          • Filligree 3y ago
            https://birdwatchingpro.com/how-to-attract-ravens/ https://birdwatchingpro.com/how-to-attract-ravens/
          • yareally 3y ago
            There was a discussion about that on hn recently. It was really about crows, but ravens are close cousins. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34139048 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34139048
          • pjot 3y ago
            They’re keen to peanuts apparently!
  • sobkas 3y ago
    > Corvids are sneaky, crafty, brave fuckers. They are willing and able to stealthily invade human-occupied spaces. I'm not ten crows in a trenchcoat.