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That is surprisingly readable and makes me want to go learn COBOL. Could I now get you to criticize eating healthy, please? :)

• SanjayMehta 3y ago
  Before jumping in with both feet, please check out the ALTER statement. GOTO on steroids and more.
  • lcnPylGDnU4H9OF 3y ago
    > The ALTER statement changes the transfer point specified in a GO TO statement. What could go wrong?
    • xeonmc 3y ago
      Finalizing in COBOL: I am altering the data. Pray I do not alter it further.
      • SanjayMehta 3y ago
        T-Shirt material which a vanishingly small number of victims will understand.
  • dr_kiszonka 3y ago
    Fair critique. That's why INTERCAL was so much better.