I should be illegal to sell laptops where the dissipative power of the cooling system is less than the thermal power of the CPU/etc. Also should be illegal to

I should be illegal to sell laptops where the dissipative power of the cooling system is less than the thermal power of the CPU/etc. Also should be illegal to lock me out of fan control, like Dell does. As always, never buy Dell, people. Teach 'em a lesson for advertising "space age cooling" that slowly cooks the laptop because their default fan profile was apparently designed by a pretty face in a Versace suit.