1. I asked my child how to write a quantum computer algorithm to square a number and they didn't know. It's amazing that anyone thinks children are worth anyth

1. I asked my child how to write a quantum computer algorithm to square a number and they didn't know. It's amazing that anyone thinks children are worth anything at all. I immediately sold mine to be harvested for organs and I suggest everyone else do the same. 2. I looked in The Art of Computer Programming for a quantum computer algorithm to square a number and it didn't have one. If it's a CS textbook it obviously isn't a very good one. In fact it's amazing that anyone thinks Knuth is worth anything at all. I immediately threw my copies in the recycling. In fact you can divide everything into the set of things which know how to square a number on a quantum computer (let's call that the set of valuable things) and everything else. Everything else can be discarded.