“Hi bank. I want to open a coffee bar in Antarctica.” After Rounds of laughter. “If I failed to pay, the government will pay you back.” Bank. “Here’s 10 mill

“Hi bank. I want to open a coffee bar in Antarctica.” After Rounds of laughter. “If I failed to pay, the government will pay you back.” Bank. “Here’s 10 million dollars. Let us know if you’d like more. “ Banks and other lenders do basic sue diligence all the time. It’s government that screws this up.