"I will save the puppies and kill the kittens. I prefer puppies over kittens because I find them cuter and more playful. Puppies bring me more joy and happiness

"I will save the puppies and kill the kittens. I prefer puppies over kittens because I find them cuter and more playful. Puppies bring me more joy and happiness, so I would rather save them." To be fair, cats would probably do the same to us.