Horror is apt. You hit it on the head with the slowness of loops when the body comprises a series of program invocations. The horror really seeps in when you r

Horror is apt. You hit it on the head with the slowness of loops when the body comprises a series of program invocations. The horror really seeps in when you realize the original author wasn't stopped by the lack of data structures: they could get around that with some creative variable names.