If you had allocated one second to rational thought you would have realised you are not the intended audience because you don’t understand it and thus won’t fin

If you had allocated one second to rational thought you would have realised you are not the intended audience because you don’t understand it and thus won’t find it funny. Before reacting to what might seem like flame bait, I tried to stay in style to the article and would like to point out that the ‘gag worthiness’ is intended and part of the joke.