I dunno, two donkeys actually sounds like a reasonable price for purchasing a sex slave in an ancient city. Now if you only wanted to rent her for half an hour

I dunno, two donkeys actually sounds like a reasonable price for purchasing a sex slave in an ancient city. Now if you only wanted to rent her for half an hour and have a pair of donkeys you don't need in the meantime, hey, I've got an idea. It's like Uber for donkeys, and we're going to build it on the eDonkey network...