I could definitely afford $8 but why would I give Elon $8 per month in order to tell people that I took a shit that was thiiiis big? The blue checkmark has ques

I could definitely afford $8 but why would I give Elon $8 per month in order to tell people that I took a shit that was thiiiis big? The blue checkmark has questionable benefits at best, and the increased character limit for paychecks is ruining the essence of the service.