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Boss1: let's create a great note taking app Employee1: creates a great note taking app Customers: :) :) :) Boss2: let's milk more money, does anyone have a g
by DeathArrow 3y ago
Boss1: let's create a great note taking app
Employee1: creates a great note taking app
Customers: :) :) :)
Boss2: let's milk more money, does anyone have a good idea?
Bean Counter: let's add some useless crap, our customer base will quadruple
Employee1: ads useless crap
Customers: ? ? ?
Boss3: let's milk more money, does anyone have a good idea?
Bean Counter: let's fire Employee1, hire Employee2 for half the wage and rewrite everything in Electron
Employee2: rewrites everything in Electron
Customers: :( :( :(
- izacus 3y agoYou missed "Let's add subscription and tell the stupid users it'll actually be used to improve their experience!"
- bighi 3y agoEvernote had subscription since the beginning
- prepend 3y agoFor the first few years I could ignore the subscription because I didn’t want those features. Then they eventually made the subscription required for really basic things, so I left Evernote.
- yomlica8 3y agoUsers hate increased prices, but what if we insinuate that they are stupid when we announce it to soften the blow?