I’m reminded of a quote from Tommy Boy about guarantees. > Ted Nelson, Customer : But why do they put a guarantee on the box? >Tommy : Because they know all t

I’m reminded of a quote from Tommy Boy about guarantees. > Ted Nelson, Customer : But why do they put a guarantee on the box? >Tommy : Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me