I just learned I shouldn't be drinking when I read the sentence "the lizard men would have gotten me if it weren't for the fairy tucking me into extra dimension

I just learned I shouldn't be drinking when I read the sentence "the lizard men would have gotten me if it weren't for the fairy tucking me into extra dimensions where my entire worldview fell apart like a glass chandelier shattering I feel like I'm dreaming but I'm wide awake get that guy some seizure meds"