You need to cut out 99.9% of that text on the main page. I'm sure you have very important information there that probably applies to me, but theres no way I'm

You need to cut out 99.9% of that text on the main page. I'm sure you have very important information there that probably applies to me, but theres no way I'm going to be able to find it. If you have more to say, place it in pages off of the front page. Users will go there if they want to find out more.