I put Google Analytics on my forum because I thought that maybe having it would help it be found in Google Search. Google Lighthouse immediately started pissin

I put Google Analytics on my forum because I thought that maybe having it would help it be found in Google Search. Google Lighthouse immediately started pissing and bitching about slow page load times because it had to wait for Google Analytics to load. My site still does not really show up much in Google Search. I binned Google Analytics because it basically did fuck all of any use. I don't have one of those fucking idiotic cookie popups, because it doesn't need one, no-one needs one, and they're entirely meaningless noise.