Signs to look for: 1. romantic opportunity stolen by a beachfront kidnapping by your love interest's father, who she claims not to know. 2. your father's unti

Signs to look for: 1. romantic opportunity stolen by a beachfront kidnapping by your love interest's father, who she claims not to know. 2. your father's untimely demise in a sailing accident. 3. falling lighting equipment, e.g. like a light to represent the dogstar. 4. radio station peculiarly addressing your specific concerns. 5. your wife and friends always enthusiastically endorsing particular brands. 6. no near future departures for Fiji at your local travel agent.