I have the maturity of 4yo but at least I'm not (as) hairy as you. As a runner, swimmer, and biker, hair doesn't help sweat wisk off my chest, it holds heat in

I have the maturity of 4yo but at least I'm not (as) hairy as you. As a runner, swimmer, and biker, hair doesn't help sweat wisk off my chest, it holds heat in, and makes going number 2 disgusting. I have a chest the rivals Austin Powers. It is awful. Trim it all off and then some. If permanent removal wasn't so painful I'd do it.