Within two weeks of registering a new company, I had people calling me saying they were from "the copier company" asking me to confirm the copier model number s

Within two weeks of registering a new company, I had people calling me saying they were from "the copier company" asking me to confirm the copier model number so they could send my "regular shipment." Eventually instead of just hanging up, I started saying "who even uses a copier anymore?" which evolved into "who we dont have a copier, we're paperless." None of that helped. What stopped them was wasting their time asking where to find the copper model number, acting like I had to go into another room to see it, coming back with fictitious brands ("I think it's a Magnet Box model 639173638483827483" "Flowerstrenginsen. Is that a copier?" "All I see is a knob for lighter, darker, and bagel"). That got me off the lists.