[Old school JS developer reading the article and suffering PTSD and flashbacks] I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that bring

[Old school JS developer reading the article and suffering PTSD and flashbacks] I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. [Finishes reading the article and realizes they survived, but now all sweaty]