You neglect to mention that you'd have to be alone in those woods, at which point physical threats become a more-pressing domain of concern. People are a liabi

You neglect to mention that you'd have to be alone in those woods, at which point physical threats become a more-pressing domain of concern. People are a liability. No wife, no kids, no problem! You could be the world's foremost security expert; it's no protection against them or their friends bringing this crap into the network.