You've been posting about Onion v3 and "human people" for years at this point, nothing is going to happen. v2 onion addresses are not secure, plain HTTP is not

You've been posting about Onion v3 and "human people" for years at this point, nothing is going to happen. v2 onion addresses are not secure, plain HTTP is not secure unless you run it over Wireguard or IPSec with path filtering and use DNSSEC, and almost no one ever does that.