How to transfer taxpayer money to your friends: 1. Start by having an official State/County/City forcibly takes money from taxpayer. 2. Lawyer Golf Buddy of s

How to transfer taxpayer money to your friends: 1. Start by having an official State/County/City forcibly takes money from taxpayer. 2. Lawyer Golf Buddy of said ^ official mentions his yacht isn't new anymore. 3. Said official hires golf buddy to do the legal stuff for some frivolous lawsuit, billing at a discount rate of $750/hour. Good frivolous lawsuits are ones that get the constituents excited yet are completely hopeless. 4. Lawyer golf buddy attempts to milk the hopeless court case as long as possible, as he gets paid no matter what happens. 5. Buy new yacht. Invite government official over after he retires.