In the olden days of Twilio I implemented a similarly-useless datastore on top of the Twilio webhook client's cookie jar. It was limited to like 10kb and in or

In the olden days of Twilio I implemented a similarly-useless datastore on top of the Twilio webhook client's cookie jar. It was limited to like 10kb and in order to run a query you had to make a phone call so it was incredibly expensive.