ReCAPTCHA has an infuriating feature: when it detects you're not acting like a good Internet citizen (i.e not surrendering your every mote of privacy, or just n

ReCAPTCHA has an infuriating feature: when it detects you're not acting like a good Internet citizen (i.e not surrendering your every mote of privacy, or just not using a Chrome user agent) it deliberately slows down, you pick your crosswalk images and it takes 10 seconds for the selected images to fade out and the next round of monkey games to fade back in.