TSMC gets on the phone. Calls Vlad. Says, “It will be three hundred years before we sell an integrated circuit to any Russian entity unless you deliver to us th

TSMC gets on the phone. Calls Vlad. Says, “It will be three hundred years before we sell an integrated circuit to any Russian entity unless you deliver to us the decryption keys, a complete description of everything on our network that was touched, and the thumbs of everyone involved. Hurry. If we recover from backups we’ll never need Russian language staff again, if you catch my drift.”