The most telling part of this comment is that you omitted PHP. And the parent comment mentioning VBScript is the other half. VBScript was equally terrible. Im

The most telling part of this comment is that you omitted PHP. And the parent comment mentioning VBScript is the other half. VBScript was equally terrible. Imagine a world where every interpreted runtime used Lisp. Or UCSD Pascal. People would be here saying "this was forced on us!" And wishing that browsers ran MIPS assembler they could target with their new language of choice.