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>An acquaintance I know is an FBI investigator and moonlights as a higher-grade Realtor. I really, really, really tried my best, but the only appropriate i cou
by InCityDreams 3y ago
>An acquaintance I know is an FBI investigator and moonlights as a higher-grade Realtor.
I really, really, really tried my best, but the only appropriate i could think of was "Fucking hell!".
Are you sure they're not a realtor masquerading as a....well, at this point, who gives a shit?
- mcv 3y agoNo, it's a very practical combination. Let's say you're investigating a murder, talking to the wife of the victim: "I'm sorry for your loss. Is there anything else you can tell us about what happened? And I can totally understand if you can't bear to live alone in this crime scene any more. In fact, if you want to move out, I know someone who would be interested."
- jahsome 3y agoIt's always stuck with me he was basically at the top of both fields, yet somehow simultaneously and spectacularly incompetent in both roles.