While I may navigate a Willie Nelson-approvable nudist hippie Magic Mystery Machine, I'd prefer to inform these politicians to please fuck right off with the X-

While I may navigate a Willie Nelson-approvable nudist hippie Magic Mystery Machine, I'd prefer to inform these politicians to please fuck right off with the X-Files conspiracy theories. Even with the most wacky and fanciful personalities not totally fried by acid and weed, selling this disinformation with the transparent prospect of personal enrichment through books, paid speaking junkets, pressers, merchandizing, and other content products would be an insulting, disrespectful farce and abuse of office. I would recommend voters consider firing such grifting fools (including Rubio, Santos, Manchin, and Sinema) out of office because at least prostitutes provide an essential and honest service. A child could pick higher integrity, more informed, and less corrupt COTUS candidates by (random, unvetted) sortition of Baltimore city employees. This sort of institutional corruption unfortunately signals drift towards systemic empire decline and effective collapse long prognosticated (20+ years ago) by great philosophical historians such as Chalmers Johnson. When too many of the soldiers and police officers say "Fuck this bullshit, I'll be a farmer with fixed fortifications in a remote area on my own." that previous age has sailed and the Vikings and Conquistadors aren't far behind.