Lord I can't say enough how glad I am those days are over. Even with ORMs the RDBMS of the early/mid 00s had plenty of differences so that it was a collosal und

Lord I can't say enough how glad I am those days are over. Even with ORMs the RDBMS of the early/mid 00s had plenty of differences so that it was a collosal undertaking getting apps to run on multiple DBs. Sales team: We've got a huge potential client, but they require DB2. Eng team: <spends 6 months getting shit to work on the insanity that is DB2> Sales team: Damn, after all that, the potential client went with another vendor. Eng team: Please pour gasoline on us, we'll light the match.