To quote Nacho Varga: "I like ripping of thieves. They can't go to the cops. They have no recourse." What exactly would the scammer/hacker say to the police/th

To quote Nacho Varga: "I like ripping of thieves. They can't go to the cops. They have no recourse." What exactly would the scammer/hacker say to the police/their lawyer? "Could you please help? I'm trying to scam innocent people out of their money, but some greyhat has filled up my server's logs with junk!"