Eh, there is huge demand for that static-ness, see windows ltsc, red hat, suse, debian stable, ubuntu lts etc. . Those customers actively don't want unstatic re

Eh, there is huge demand for that static-ness, see windows ltsc, red hat, suse, debian stable, ubuntu lts etc. . Those customers actively don't want unstatic releases and pay lots of money for people to "waste" their time. So it doesn't matter whether it is a "janky hack" or what your personal opinion on that is.