The only thing that is truly an insult is the one your opponent reacts to. Everything else is you scratching your bumhole. In fact, if you're not getting the re

The only thing that is truly an insult is the one your opponent reacts to. Everything else is you scratching your bumhole. In fact, if you're not getting the reaction you intended, then that's still just you scratching your bumhole. History is rife with inadequately witted so-sos who like to pretend otherwise. The best way to insult someone is to decide what you want to achieve, then find the appropriate target. If you hit the target, but didn't achieve what you thought you'd get, then you failed.