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If I were American, there wouldn't be a barbeque in Texas that could stop me from moving to Colorado.

• dumpsterdiver 3y ago
  The abundance of very attractive people in Texas might give you second thoughts about that. If you're a single guy, going from Texas to Colorado would be like going from heaven to Earth.
  • yarg 3y ago
    The place seems a little too god fearing and gerrymandered for my tastes.
    • dumpsterdiver 3y ago
      (cringe) Yeah... it's gotten out of hand.