When you run for office and realize the party in power knows literally everything about you, and is using it to find dirt on you (and they're free to take all t

When you run for office and realize the party in power knows literally everything about you, and is using it to find dirt on you (and they're free to take all they find out of context), and target you for legal investigations, play six degrees of Kevin Bacon to link you to child molesters, and countless other dirty tricky you didn't even know existed, while you and your upstart new party know next to nothing about your opponents in power. But who needs more than one or two parties?