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For those situations which require neither grace nor style: http://www.textfiles.com/humor/101nos.txt http://www.textfiles.com/humor/101nos.txt

• keepamovin 3y ago
  These are hilarious! Oh, the good old days of text...how I miss the internet of my youth!
• wiz21c 3y ago
  You can still have grace and style by showing the finger (depending on the culture and your willingness to take some risk) :-)
• palata 3y ago
  I love this one (not in your list): "I wish I could, but I don't want to" :D
• agumonkey 3y ago
  My next mail will be "sorry I couldn't read you, my connection dropped"
  • trogdor 3y ago
    Reminds me of how to get off a phone call that won’t end: Hang up on yourself. Right in the middle of a sentence. They’ll assume your battery died or that you lost service… because who hangs up on themselves?
    • agumonkey 3y ago
      hehe sweet one