[ Law & Order DUN DUN noise ] MR BIG PLAN: I'd like to introduce into evidence this recording of the conversation in question. OPPOSING COUNSEL: Move to exclu

[ Law & Order DUN DUN noise ] MR BIG PLAN: I'd like to introduce into evidence this recording of the conversation in question. OPPOSING COUNSEL: Move to exclude, this is a two-party consent state. MBP: Ah hah! But this device only captures my voice, so the other person wasn't recorded! And I have a block- OP: Irrelevant, it is a recording of the conversation, which is the subject matter of the statute in question. The fact that it's incomplete and of poor fidelity is not relevant to its admissibility. JUDGE: Agreed, motion to exclude granted. MBP [sputtering]: But I have a block chain... JUDGE: A what? Is that some sort of weapon? Bailiff, search the defendant immediately.