This author's blog is satire "I Quit my Programmer Job to Become a Chicken" "Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich." "Vatican Confirms Secret “while(true

This author's blog is satire "I Quit my Programmer Job to Become a Chicken" "Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich." "Vatican Confirms Secret “while(true)” Loop has been Running Since The 16th Century"