A shell language that expands wildcards isn't what I'd call a "crazy gotcha". And let's be real, if you name your files with * or ? in their names, you're just

A shell language that expands wildcards isn't what I'd call a "crazy gotcha". And let's be real, if you name your files with * or ? in their names, you're just setting yourself up for a bad time. Weird syntax? Weirder than TCL? I frankly don't care about the telemetry.