Every single news site is the polar opposite of "speed". They are bloated, filthy, infested monstrosities or code and markup and dependencies that take upwards

Every single news site is the polar opposite of "speed". They are bloated, filthy, infested monstrosities or code and markup and dependencies that take upwards of 10 seconds to actually yield the non-information they brand as "news". So "site speed" is clearly a bullshit metric.